Moana 2 was a good movie but it would have been a better TV ... none of the specialties of these crewmen come into play over the course of the story. They have no character arcs of their own.

Disney’s "Moana 2," the highly anticipated sequel to the 2016 animated hit, premiered exclusively in theaters on Nov. 27.

So, without further ado, here’s the history and reasoning behind my extremely complicated relationship with Moana and her movies. Back then, I didn’t have quick access to a movie theater ...