What's that joke that ends..."but you fuck 1 sheep..." : r/Jokes
2011年2月4日 · A guy joins a group of shepherds in the middle of nowhere. Hours and hours from the nearest town, and the nearest women. As time goes on, he gets hornier and hornier, but tries not to think about it. Then, one day, he hears a commotion in some bushes. Curious, he peers inside, to see one of his cohorts vigorously fucking a sheep.
What's up with the sheep jokes?? : r/Wales - Reddit
There are two main reasons I know of. The first is the fact that in Wales there are 8.9 million sheep but only 3.1 million people. The same reason the Kiwis are known for it too. The second reason is of history. The Laws in Wales Act 1535 revoked Welsh Common Law in Wales in place of English Common Law.
I can’t come up with any sheep jokes. : r/dadjokes - Reddit
2. PresumptuousCock. • 1 yr. ago. You want to know why when a farmer fucks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff? It's so the sheep will push back. 2. Bath_Wash. • 1 yr. ago. Flocking stop with these jokes.
In 1272, the Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower
2018年3月26日 · Im reading this book on Medieval cities, and it claims that prior to ~1500, the best export for Europe was wool, and the best sheep came from Scotland. So even though they weren't a population powerhouse, they were still very important to the European economy. Anyways a lot of these sheep jokes are targetting Scotland
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2023年10月2日 · The Welshman says "Well, I grab a sheep and lay her on back and lay on top of her and do what needs be." The Aussie and the Kiwi start roaring with laughter and ask the Welshman why he does it that way. "Well, I don't want to miss out on all the kissing, do I?" Oh those Welshmen! I hope they share their sheep. Cymru fo am byth! 3 sheep farmers ...
How many sheep? : r/Jokes - Reddit
2012年9月17日 · How many sheep? A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's stupid and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?"
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2021年8月28日 · Sheep shagging. Long. An old Oxford professor is nearing retirement and decides that he wants to do something fun for once. He's spent his whole life researching scientific theories in his lab and wants to do something outside for a change, so he asks his assistant for a suggestion of something different to go and research.
r/Jokes on Reddit: In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom, using …
2019年3月23日 · In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom, using a sheep's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the sheep first. Would it behoove me to note the joke was sorta baaad? Or was my goat just gotten and the wool pulled over my eyes? I suppose we could also rope in Éire and state "Hey McCloud get off of ...
A missionary is in a tribal village in Africa. : r/Jokes - Reddit
2021年4月13日 · The missionary thinks, then brings the chief outside, to a field. He points to a flock of sheep. "This is the natural way. You see that whole flock, all the sheep are white. Except one over there, a black sheep. These things are unusual but they happen." The chief is quiet for a moment. He turns to the missionary, embarrassed, and whispers:
r/Jokes on Reddit: A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in …
2022年1月17日 · Since we're doing Montana animal jokes: A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.